That
makes me think, what all kinds of zombies are there? I started to think
about the different kinds of zombies and the ways the infection begin.
This
list is, by no means, complete or to represent every way the Zombie
Horde will come into existence to kill us all but here we go:
- Nuclear Waste:
- Space-Born Radiation:
- Biological Experimentation: (28 Days Later, Resident Evil, etc)
- Religious Failures or Biblical Prophecy:
- Aliens:
- A Sumatran rat-monkey (Dead Alive!)
- Neurotoxins:
- Nano Technology: To keep soldiers alive after they are killed in
battle, nano technology has already been successfully grafted to brain
tissue and they can form their own neural pathways, meaning they can use
your brain
to keep operating your limbs after you've deceased and, presumably,
right up until you rot to pieces in mid-stride
Needless to say, aliens and
space-born radiation are the least of our worries and I don't really
believe that is how the apocalypse will begin. I think we, as a race of
perfection seeking narcissists, will kick start the end of days by
desperately seeking a way to preserve our own lives or to preserve the
lives of our loved ones. Yes, death is tragic and it always makes us
feel sad but when you start to dabble in science that can reanimate dead
tissue, you have to begin to wonder if you are starting something you
can never stop.
Yes
I would like to preserve my life and the life of those I care about,
but at the cost of potentially starting the Zombie Apocalypse because I
want to shed a few years with a "youth serum"? I think not.
Oh,
who am I kidding? I want the Zombie Apocalypse to happen, I'm ready for
it and I'll be a king. I already have my concrete fortress, 30 years of
rations, weapons and ammo, tools, supplies, enough solar panels to
power everything I need and I can grow algae to render into gasoline,
jet-fuel, food and petrochemicals.
I'm good.
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