Sunday, November 4, 2012

The Zombie Apocalypse e-Store


The legendary George A. Romero told the story all too well in his prophetic telling of Dawn of the Dead in 1978. The unfortunate truth behind consumerism is that we would probably feel the safest in a shopping mall or some large superstore when the world ends, because it is familiar to us and we naturally think that whatever we need will always be there. I'm afraid to say that won't always be the case. Trucks need to run, associates need to unload and stock the shelves, orders need to be placed.

When the world ends and society grinds to a halt, there will not be a "next week delivery" of the items you need. There will not be a overnight special or a layaway plan, no boys and girls when the shit hits the fan there will be two kinds of survivors: Those who prepared and Zombie-Food.

In an effort to help as many survivors as possible get past the apocalypse and get a foothold on their own futures, I've put together a small e-store (located in the tab above) that currently showcases things I have personally purchased for my stash as well as a few other odds and ends that I recommend. Every purchase will not only help you be fully prepared for the bleak and dismal future of a post apocalyptic wasteland, it will also show your support of your fellow man and encourage us all to work together in the end of days.

Solar Generators, Survival Guides, Crossbows and stacks upon stacks of bolts (arrows) as well as paramilitary gear and other survival and tactical accessories that are essential for your survival are available, but you can also pick up some of the random and comforting items you need to experience the most our wonderful civilization has to offer before it comes crashing down.

So, get what you need and want now because it will not last forever.


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